After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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