He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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