i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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