She said her name was "party"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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