This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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