My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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