"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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