i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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