it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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