Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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