today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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