I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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