I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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