also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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