How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he just fucked me for my cheese.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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