Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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