I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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