Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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