You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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