Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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