worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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