If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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