I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
