Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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