That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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