We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Randomize
