absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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