There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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