I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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