Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Pants are for mortals
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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