you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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