You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
