dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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