i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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