My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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