You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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