my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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