Just fell off a train. Bad.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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