this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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