he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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