She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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