I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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