I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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