i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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