The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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