i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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