waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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