Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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