we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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