What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
false alarm. still invincible.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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