Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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